Hannah Martin's Sex Budget!
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Sex Budget 2010, With Hannah Martin
Britain’s economy took a nose-dive more than a year ago, and our GDP (that’s Gross Domestic Product, since you asked) is still about as appealing as an STD. So forget the mediocre attempts by Alistair Darling (the bloke with the funny eyebrows and the red box) to revive the pound with all that Budget 2010 stuff. We have a budget guaranteed to cause huge growth. Yes, our very own resident financial sexpert, Hannah Martin, is on hand – and she knows her economics.
Invited to offer her opinion on whether it is time the Government loosened the purse strings, Ms Martin replied, “Not sure – being tied up in any sort of string is definitely stimulating.” And asked if she was concerned that the party whips will need to be used to get the Budget passed, she simply commented, “Most parties I’ve been to end up like that, to be honest.”
With insight like that, who better to offer you informed advice on how you can help the economy at the same time as trying to get yourself laid…