You Are The Christmas Turkey!
Turkeys are fat, tasty animals. Which is why this year alone, more than 10 million of the otherwise useless beasts will be gobbled up on Christmas Day.
But as the caring magazine ZOO is, we’re aware some people think these birds have a terrible life: born, fattened up, then cruelly snuffed out. Not unlike Jade Goody.
The thing is, that’s all crap and we can prove it! Using special technology, we can show you exactly what the turkey experiences and just how awesome those few hours are being stuffed, oiled and fussed over by, most commonly, a hot girl like India, wearing a chef’s apron and nothing else (note: may not be the case in all households).
Gentlemen – you are the turkey. Let’s get stuffed!
- Now launch the slideshow to follow chef India's hot turkey cam recipe!
It's your new home!
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