ZOO Girls' Naughty Christmas Party

Alice’s guide to office sex
Miss Goodwin scouts out the prime location for Xmas party hanky-panky

The stationery cupboard
“The classic – shagging in amongst the staplers!”
The boss’ desk
“A great kick in the balls for your boss – especially if you sweep everything off the desk first like they do in the films. Just be careful not to fall off the edge!”
On the stairs
“You sit down and she kneels above you, so you get a bit of a different angle. Not all that comfy, but it’s certainly different…”
On a swivel chair
“This is the best one – it can be lots of fun. Have the girl sat on top while you’re sitting down and just spin her round while you’re at it!”
On the photocopier
“A nice idea, but good luck with this. If the glass cracks underneath you, you could be in serious trouble!”