Boob Hunt: Liverpool
Right: pay attention. Last week, we began a search for the UK’s biggest boobs, a project we’re calling The Big Boob Hunt. And we’re doing it because a recent survey claimed that with an average of 34E, Liverpool ladies have the country’s most sizable cups. Thing is, we wanted to make sure.

But we didn’t start with the Scousers. No, we headed for Bristol – home to the smallest boobs in the survey, to see if they really are mostly a 34C. And they’re not! Our research actually found Bristolian girls to be an amply-breasted bunch. So now it’s time to take Liverpool to task. The survey may have hailed Scouse girls as having the largest lungs in the UK, but it underestimated Bristol. So maybe the jugs here are even bigger?

As part of our intense rib-fondling study, we instructed ZOO’s own boob scientist Hannah to do her thing. “Her thing” being the enviable job of groping as many Merseyside mammaries as is humanly possibly.

Let’s see what happened…