Hi ZOO guys, welcome to my new Agony Aunt column. As you know, I’m a girl that likes to get hot under the collar and from now on, each week, I’ll be answering your questions about any sticky situations. Don’t be shy boys – it can be anything from sex advice to dating tips. I’m here to help. Mwah. Madison XxX.

'I want her to orgasm'
My girlfriend finds it impossible to orgasm through penetrative sex. Is there anything else you can suggest we do, because I don’t seem to be able to satisfy her through penetrative sex alone?
Michael, Dublin
Madison says: Michael, maybe you’re just pants? Ha ha – only joking. Try using toys. There are a load of good sex toys out there. If she’s not too into that kind of thing, try starting off by using a mini vibrator. You’ll get to learn what she likes and where. Plus, I’m sure it will be a real turn-on for you to see your missus playing with herself… It’s a win-win situation!

'I can’t make her happy'
No matter what I do for my missus, she’s not happy. I feel our relationship has become stale but we’re both still young. What can I do to make her smile and fall for me again?
KW, Brighton
Madison says: Bring the fun back into your relationship. Take her to a theme park and win the cuddly toys for her! Go to the cinema, go bowling and go out with friends – do the fun stuff together. She should see you’re making the effort to make things better. If it doesn’t work and you’re still asking yourself the same question, then maybe its just not meant to be – you shouldn’t have to make someone fall for you.

'Is she cheating?'
I have a feeling that my girlfriend is seeing someone else. She seems to be going out with the girls a lot and coming back at all hours. She hardly ever takes my calls any more. Should I give her the elbow?
Del, via email
Madison says: I hate girls like this. If you’re in a relationship, you should be respectful of your guy. Don’t assume she’s cheating, though. Maybe she feels a bit tied down and just needs a good girls’ night out – but she shouldn’t take the piss! She should at least answer your calls, so tell her how you feel and if she continues to do it, then leave her to be a little girl and find a woman who respects you.

'She hates porn'
I love porn but my girlfriend hates it. I understand that, but now she’s gone so crazy, she’s even made me throw out all my old ZOOs. What can I do?
Ben, Blackpool
Madison says: Well, ZOO isn’t porn, for starters, so you should be allowed to keep your mags. But if she’s serious about no ZOO or porn, then I’m sure she’ll replace your mags by giving you her full attention. So you won’t need anything else but her! Then persuade her to read ZOO with you!

Bottom Of The Class - This Week's Rude Question

'I can’t persuade her to try anal sex'
I really want to try anal sex but my girlfriend is dead against it. I keep asking her and trying to get her more into the idea, but she hates the thought of it and we keep arguing about it. Should I keep going on at her until she gives in?
David, Tonbridge
Madison says: I think you should be in a really comfortable, good relationship to try this. For a girl, it can often be quite painful to start with, so maybe ease her into it. Don’t just whack it into her! Ha ha. You have to be gentle. And if she really, really isn’t wanting to do it then get over it, man! There’s definitely more to a great sex life than doing anal.

Homework - Seduction

No cheesy chat-up lines – none of them work! If you’re on a date, I always think a guy should be a 'cheeky gentleman'. Being a gentleman will work in your favour, but you should still keep your quirks and sense of humour. And remember, there’s a limit to how cheeky you can be, mister! Don’t be over confident. I know it sounds cheesy, but just be yourself. A girl can tell when a guy is acting up and we’re definitely turned off by men showing off! I like to pay half for things, but on your first date, it wouldn’t hurt to pay for both meals and don’t expect anything at the end of the night. If you give her a little kiss – not shove your tongue down her – then she’ll be eager for more next time she sees you!