Hi, Sammy. Hi, boobs. How are you all?
Good, thank you! We’re honoured to be fronting ZOO’s search for Britain’s Best Real Boobs. We’re hoping you find lots of pairs like mine – big, round and pert. You want to find some that are quite big but still stand the test of gravity.

Why are real boobs so much better?
I think there’s a place for all types of breasts and I’ve seen some fake boobs that are brilliant. But if you can have them naturally, then that’s ideal. I’ve seen fake ones that look identical to mine – only mine move when I walk and theirs don’t! I’ve got very good at telling fake from real now – it’s all about movement. I’ve got a lot of experience with breasts. I’m a bit of a boob professional now!

Are there another pair of real boobs out there you admire?
I saw Katie-Marie Cork’s the other day and thought they were fantastic. They’ve got a great shape and are quite full. It’s all about being in proportion with your body. I don’t think it matters about size – it’s all about shape.