Jodie Marsh
Sex in public? Like where?
Put it this way, I’d never touch a fella’s hands if he’s on a night out with me, because you never know where they’ve been! I was at a restaurant [Dans Le Noir, in Clerkenwell, London] with this guy the other night where you eat in complete darkness – the experience is supposed to show you what it’s like to be blind. But we used it as an excuse to do naughty things. He was under the table at one point and my knickers were round my ankles! After, we realised they had infrared CCTV cameras. When we left, the staff were all laughing at us. None of them could keep a straight face. They must have seen everything!

Who are your celebrity mates these days?
They’re the kind of people you probably wouldn’t expect. Really cool, wicked people like Syd Little from Little And Large. He’s like my second dad. And I’m still really good friends with Linsey Dawn McKenzie. She’s probably the only glamour model I’m mates with.