Jodie Marsh
And how are your ZOO-owned boobs doing?
They’re brilliant! I’m enjoying them more than ever because I’ve slimmed down recently and now they look even bigger! I can’t wait to unleash them in a bikini on holiday. But I’ll happily visit a nudist beach if there’s one where I’m going.

Wouldn’t you be scared of getting papped?
Not really. I view nudity differently to most people. I’ve been a stripper at Stringfellows and was naked every night. I’ve had boyfriends who don’t like the thought of other men looking at me but I enjoy being naked and I do find it a bit of a turn on.

You must be a pretty good lap dancer…
I went to a strip club the other day and wanted to get up and show them how to do it properly! I used to be the highest-earning girl stripper. I knew what I was doing because I’ve always known how to get a man going.

Have you ever had a private dance yourself?
Oh yeah, loads of times. I find it a real turn on when a girl dances for me. Afterwards, I want to go and shag someone – either the dancer or a bloke. Or both together!