Ever pulled a brunette girl?
I’ve pulled girls with black hair, blonde hair, brown hair – you name it! One night, my brunette friend was walking around a club chatting up guys to try and get free drinks. It wasn’t working so she snogged me – the club gave us free drinks all night!

Who are your brunette icons?
Cheryl Cole and Penélope Cruz. I love her. She’s naturally beautiful and she doesn’t have to do anything. Up until recently I got told I looked like her, but now I keep getting told I look like Anne Hathaway. She’s beautiful, so I’m not complaining, but Penélope is just so sexy. I’d have a threesome with her and Cheryl. ZOO, can you organise this?