Here’s a sobering fact: in the past three months alone, 177,000 people have lost their jobs. Well, they didn’t lose them. That would be careless. They were let go… thanks to the recession.

That means there are now more than two million on the dole! And ZOO can stand idly by no more. It’s time for us to help.

Each week, we’re showcasing the impressive talents of a jobless female to potential new employers. We’ve made it completely non-discriminative: by removing their clothes, we’ve removed the preconceptions.

This is about raw, employable talent. Nothing else. So, job-hunting girls of Britain, email us your pics and details now and we will get you back to work! And employers – if you like a lady you see on these pages, email us at jobs@zootoday.com.

Oh and Prime Minister? Thank us when this mess is over.

THIS WEEK'S JOB HUNTER: NIKKI FRIEND (above)

Age: 21
Location: Sutton, Surrey
Qualifictions: 9 GCSEs, 4 A-Levels
Employment History: 'I’ve been a dancer, fitness instructor, actress and manager of an agency. My most recent position was as a sales rep, but my ideal job would be a porn star… if I had the guts to do it.'
Interests: 'I’m a natural exhibitionist and I love to tease! I enjoy pole dancing, drinking and having sex outdoors. I have a degree from The University Of Life and would be a great topless motivational speaker.'

Hot? Jobless? Star here!
Girls! Get yourself some exposure by starring in Gimme A Job! ZOO will help you blag gainful employment and make you famous. Result! Simply email your pics and contact details to girls@zootoday.com