Have you seen a UK beach recently? Swamped with hot girls.

It’s probably the one thing we can actually thank the credit crunch for – with the global economy in meltdown, travelling to foreign climes is well and truly out.

Instead, Brit babes and their tiny bikinis are now all heading to our own glorious coastline to sunbathe!

And that got us thinking…

Britain’s never been too accepting of fit female flesh gratuitously on show on its beaches. Frankly, it’s time that changed. After all, they’ve been stripping off on the continent for decades. It’s time to fight back! Naked!

So, we dispatched the startlingly stacked Chelsea White (32DD) and Annastasia (30E) to Bournemouth
on England’s south coast to ensure everyone got the message. Bums and boobs must be free of bikinis,
as nature intended!

And by 'everyone', we mean 'other amazing babes'. Because no one wants to see naked men, even in a perfectly legitimate post-physical exercise situation. There are balls everywhere. It’s just weird.

Anyway, the fact we weren’t arrested sent a clear message: Britain wants more naked chicks on its beaches! And this is just the start of our campaign! More inoffensive nudity coming to a stretch of sand near you soon. And that’s a promise!