Here at ZOO, we believe that if ever there was a man whose head needed examining, it's undoubtedly Jermaine Pennant.

The on-loan Pompey winger has never struck us as being the sharpest tool in the box. But thanks to his decision to split with the ludicrously lovely Amii Grove, we can now officially confirm he's an idiot. However, there is an upside. Firstly, Ms Grove is single again! Hurrah!

And secondly, she was seen flaunting all that Jermaine is missing in a new BBC Three documentary (on 28 April). Best of all, we can now reveal the very photoshoot that the Beeb's cameras caught the busty Brummie posing for...

So, Amii - this latest ZOO shoot of yours was filmed for a BBC Three documentary. What did that involve?
I was told CBBC presenter Kirsten O'Brien had always dreamed of being a model, so she came to watch me in action on a ZOO photoshoot and decide if she wanted to get involved. In the end, she has to choose whether she's going to do a sexy shoot or not.

What was it like having her interview you while you were naked?
Well, Kirsten doesn't like taking her clothes off, so she's the complete opposite to me! But she's an amazing girl and she was shit hot, to be honest. At the end of the day, when you're naked you're just in your birthday suit, aren't you?

Is this TV appearance likely to be the start of a new career path for you?
I can't say too much, but I am working on some projects at the moment that are even bigger than my boobs! It's all a big secret. All I can tell you is I'm working with a big music producer - and not on my own. Watch this space!

You're not going to do anything crazy like give up topless modelling, are you?
I'm looking to conquer Hollywood and I'm doing lots of singing and acting but I love this job - nothing beats getting your boobs out! I'm sure they're growing. On this shoot, everyone has been saying, 'Wow, they're even bigger!'

- Continue the interview and take a look at the sexy shoot here.

Kirsten's Topless Ambition - featuring Amii Grove posing for this ZOO photoshoot - was shown on BBC Three.

PUB FACT: The last thing Amii dressed up as was 'a slutty copper in the bedroom'.