Here at ZOO FC, we like new squad members to go through an initiation ceremony. What could we make you do?
I’d run around the pitch, strip naked, then get some champagne and pour it all over myself!

Good answer. Any teammates you’re particularly looking forward to, er, playing with?
Sammie Pennington, Charlotte McKenna, Sammy Braddy, Alice Goodwin, Louise Porter, Hannah Owens and Madison Welch. Madison is definitely my favourite out of all the girls in ZOO. She’s really sexy – I love her sexy belly piercing! You can pick the rest of the team, as long as she’s up front with me!

PUB FACT: Kelly would like to do a photoshoot with ZOO colleagues Alice Goodwin and Sammy Braddy.