Let's be frank: things are pretty bloody bleak right now. With job losses, housing slumps, crashing interest rates and banks collapsing, the global economy's well and truly down the dumper.

But while financial experts would have you believe the end of the world is nigh, ZOO can reveal all is not lost. Because while the amount of cash in your pocket might be shrinking, Sammy Braddy's boobs most definitely are not.

Behold the 24-year-old Essex girl and her 32GGs. You can smile again, gentlemen, because just as the country's been stripped of cash, we've stripped Ms Braddy of her clothes. Up yours, Gordon Brown...

How are you, Sammy? Don't tell us the cash crisis has affected you too...
It has - I can't afford any clothes. I have to walk around naked! Ha ha! No, I'm actually working really hard at the moment. I've started a make-up course as well, so I've got something to go into when I finish modelling in a few years. I've been demanding lots of hot women to practise on, obviously.

Find out what the economic downturn has done to her sex life and much more in the rest of Sammy's interview...

PUB FACT: Sammy says: "You don't have to spend money on props for the bedroom - just use your imagination!".