Madison’s Sex School!
LESSON 1: ON A DATE
The rules you should remember when trying to get a girl back to yours...
- Always open doors and be a gentleman. Some girls love men to pay for everything, but I really don't agree with that. I much prefer going 50/50.
- Don't come looking all blinged-up like a twat. Sometimes, less is more. You have to make an effort, but don't go over the top. And always make sure you tell her how gorgeous she looks. Lots of compliments are crucial!
- Always ask her where she wants to go rather than just going where you want. But girls like a man who can make decisions, so make sure you take control and use your initiative, too.
- Don't expect anything, you dirty bastard! The best things are worth waiting for, rather than just having a one-night stand with someone you'll probably never see again. So be patient and prove yourself to the girl.
On a first date, you could get a snog, so make sure you do it properly - and don't forget that some gentle blowing, nuzzling and nibbling can be super sexy!
PUB FACT: The riskiest thing Madison Welch has done is give a blowjob to a boyfriend under the table in a posh restaurant.
LESSON 2: FOREPLAY
It looks like it’s going to happen – but before diving in, try following these little hints…
- Never dive right in. Go in really slowly and passionately. Never be greedy. If you’re nervous, don’t go for everything all at once. Taking your time is key.
- Don’t immediately go for the boobs or bum. Gently caressing her all over is a much better way to get her horny. Going straight in for the kill is presumptuous, boring and obvious.
- Take control. Don’t be too forceful, but be confident and be sure of yourself. There’s nothing worse than someone who doesn’t really know what he’s doing.
- Learn to give a great massage. I love wet and slippery touching in the bedroom. Use plenty of lubrication and your imagination…
- I like having my whole body kissed from the top down, slowly and gently. It’s a turn-on because you want them to hurry up and get there. I love being teased!
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