Starring in ZOO can be the gateway to all manner of glamorous and interesting new career paths. Just ask Charlotte Devaney. The 34D Londoner is a veteran of these pages, even helping us invade Downing Street on Tony Blair's departure from government last year, earning an interview on our behalf from BBC's Newsnight!

Now our Charlotte's lighting up the silver screen as "Bobbie" - a stripper with a, um... difference - in Simon Pegg's latest comedy hit How To Lose Friends & Alienate People.

So, what exactly is this big difference? Well, as Simon Pegg's character discovers, Charlotte's on-screen alter-ego has a small secret: she's a chick... with a dick!

However, the good news is that - in real life - we can absolutely guarantee readers that Miss Devaney is 100 per cent woman!

And aspiring ZOO glamour talent, take note: one day, you too could be starring in Hollywood blockbusters! Albeit with a prosthetic penis between your legs.

PUB FACT: Charlotte Devaney recently appeared in French Playboy - the same magazine Lily Cole has just starred in.