After spending a summer frolicking with tanned up, Man United star Cristiano Ronaldo, Spanish hottie Nereida Gallardo reveals all on live TV!

We're calling on our Spanish amigos to help us out with a full transcription but we understand she is saying something along the lines of:

-How Ronaldo really wanted to go to Real Madrid and promised her that she'd be the first to know about the move.
-That she isn't a prostitute.
-That the CR tattoo on her wrist will soon be removed, thanks to her mother's friend who is a dermatologist.
-That she found a suspicious text on Ronaldo's phone, which was in Spanish.
-And that someone once paid for her to go to New York but that doesn't make her a prostitute.