ZOO Babes vs Credit Crunch!
Why? Blame the bankers! They've lost "confidence", which in turn means the banks won't lend to one another, which means we're all screwed. Our rudimentary understanding of the situation is that the UK's bankers are in dire need... of a pick-me-up.
So we dispatched ZOO super-babes Seren Gibson and Kim Acourt to the country's financial hubs - London's Canary Wharf and the Bank Of England - to reveal some impressive figures of their own. Notably, 32E and 30F respectively.
Not only did our girls turn up in the right gear (well, a bowler hat and little else), they boosted the boys with compliments. We certainly haven't seen this many smiles from the moneymen in ages.
So, we've done our bit. The rest is up to them now. Good luck!
PUB FACT: At 800ft, Canary Wharf's One Canada Square is the UK's tallest building