By now, memories of Euro 2008 - England's pathetic, umbrella-sponsored demise, Scotland's brave near-miss, another false Welsh dawn and Northern Ireland failing to capitalise on David Healy's goal-scoring heroics - have all but faded. Thank God.

Now our thoughts turn to 2010! This week sees the road to South Africa start for the home nations. And to mark our newfound optimism and inspire our footballers to match the feats of Team GB at the recent Olympics, we've clad ZOO super-babe Danni Wells in all four replica shirts. Well, almost.

As you can see, there was a slight problem: the kits were too small. But hey, we made do! And 32D Danni didn't mind one damn bit.

Should we all make it through, there's plenty more nudity where this came from. So let's get back to winning ways, lads! Good luck!