So, it wasn't just a decent medal haul for Team GB at the 2008 Beijing Olympics - it was a full-on gold rush!

And to celebrate the Herculean effort put in by all our athletes, ZOO presents our own shiny reward - Sam Cooke's huge cans, painted gold!

You probably think this will appeal more to the male half of the squad. Wrong. Because with the extraordinary levels of testosterone coursing through our female competitors, there's every chance they'll feel an appreciative tingle too.

All that's left is for you to do what you do best: ogle these magnificent metallic mamms! Also pray that we finish building the London stadium by 2012 (cost to taxpayer currently £9.3bn!). Because if Beijing was anything to go by, we're on track for another record-breaking Olympics.

And don't worry, we'll be ready and waiting with more boobs and the paint brush. You can count on it!

PUB FACT: The amazing Beijing Olympics opening ceremony, with its 35,000 fireworks, cost £75m