As the sun is refusing to come to the UK this summer, ZOO is going to the sun. And we're taking you lot and our sexiest ladies with us.

This week, we're brightening up your lives by accompanying High Street Honey Kayleigh Pearson to Gran Canaria and shooting her with her crackers out. And if that doesn't heat matters up enough for you, she gamely chats about skinny dipping, pole dancing and perving at Carmen Electra...

ZOO's Chat With Kayleigh!

So, Kayleigh, what have you been up to apart from getting rid of your white bits?
I've just come back from Ibiza with fellow Honeys Tanya Robinson, Natalie Pike and Hayley Parsons. There was lots of outrageous behaviour, Champagne and pole dancing. The usual, really! James Blunt came up to the villa one night. I'd left by then but the other girls said he was a drunken mess!

Well, he's only small - probably can't drink much. Was there plenty of topless sunbathing?
For definite. As soon as the sun comes out, out come our boobs! We all live together, so we see each other naked all the time anyway.

Ever fallen for the charms of a local waiter on holiday?
Normally I'm with the girls, so we just abuse men! But there's always plenty of drunken snogging.

Who would you most like to be stranded on a desert island with?
It would have to be a woman. I'd need girly gossip and someone to perv at. Maybe Carmen Electra so I can have a good gawp and a good conversation. There'd be plenty of topless sunbathing and skinny-dipping as well.

What if you were stranded with a proper ugly bloke? Would you get bored and pull him anyway?
Probably! There'd be nothing else to do with your time! A girl has needs.

What would you take with you?
No clothes. There'd be no point. Just alcohol and my iPod.

Any drunken holiday stories? Ever vomited on yourself in a bush?
I once decided I was going to pole dance while I was away with the girls. We were incredibly drunk and I was upside-down with my knickers on show. I can't remember it though! We thought we were really sexy but probably weren't. I lost all my dignity!

We lose ours all the time. Talking of which, should a man ever wear tight Speedos?
Unless you have the whole package, like David Beckham, boys should stay away from Speedos.

How about a nice back rug or plentiful gut? Are they acceptable on the beach?
Variety is the spice of life and if everyone looked the same it would be boring. Sometimes it's good to have something to hold on to - but if you do have a hairy back, you should maybe get it waxed.

Ever got saucy in the sand?
I have done, but sand tends to get everywhere... Plus, in some countries you can get locked up for it, so it's not the cleverest thing to do!

And have you ever burnt your boobs while sunbathing?
I burnt my nipples once. It really hurt! Now, I always make sure I apply plenty of suntan lotion.

If you need any help... What about nudist beaches?
These photos were shot on a nudist beach. That was quite interesting! I didn't feel too out of place because everyone was naked!

Fancy joining us on the nudey beach for a spot of volleyball?
Er, no. Some things are better left to the imagination.

Ever had a wee in the sea?
Fishes can swim up your wee and inside you if you do that! So don't! It's wrong!

Seduced anyone with a Solero?
I haven't, but I saw someone else try to do it once and it was horrendous!

And finally, have you ever been filthy in public on holiday?
Yeah, in a swimming pool once. And on a balcony. But we won't go into that this time.

Damn it.

PUB FACT: Kayleigh Pearson studied sports science at University College Worcester