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Stephanie McMichael
Just what were the public thinking when cutie Stephanie was voted out of this summer's Big Brother house at the first opportunity? Judging by these bikini pics - taken during the Scouse babe's holiday in the sun - we reckon the whole thing pangs of jealousy from the country's females...

Kate Moss
Props to Britain's best-ever supermodel - she just loves getting 'em out, doesn't she? How drug-addled Pete Doherty got anywhere near her we'll never, ever know...

Jodie Marsh
Our former sex columnist has been snapped showing off her paid-for-by-ZOO assets off outside a London club. Want to see how they were first unveiled (complete with pictures and video)? Then head here!

How Girls Kiss Like Angelina Jolie
This hot video claims to teach girls how to lock lips just like hubby-stealing Angelina. For us, though, it's just an excuse to see two girls getting it on. Watch and enjoy...