The British summer can be a right pain in the arse. If it's not pissing down with rain, it's stiflingly hot.

ZOO's girls get irritated by it, too - all they want is to be somewhere there's plenty of sunshine to keep their all-over tans topped up and where they're not going to get all sweaty in the humidity.

As ever, ZOO came to the rescue. We whisked Sammie Pennington and Amii Grove out to the Ibizan sunshine, found a boat and had them strip off so they could really enjoy the cooling sea breeze. And they both seemed to enjoy the experience...

See the picture evidence before watching the video below!

So, two girls go for a boat cruise. How do you spend the time?
Amii: There's not loads to do but sit, sunbathe and play spin the bottle! We could try playing some strip poker, but I'm not very good at it and I end up losing all the time. Also at night it gets quite cold, so we'd have to cuddle up together on deck.
Sammie: Yeah, we'd have loads of fun. Partying, music, a bit of dancing - I'm pretty sure that we'd end up snogging!

Who'd be your perfect captain?
S: Ooh, it would have to be Jack Sparrow. He's a pirate and he's Johnny Depp. I love him. There's something about pirates, too - a bit weird-looking and different. I'd be Keira Knightley on the boat...
A: I'll say Captain Birdseye. Think of all the fish fingers!

Would either of you be prepared to scrub his poop deck?
S: His what? What's that?

It's a nautical term. Honest...
S: My God, I'm not sure. A poop deck? Sounds a bit risqué! Only if I got free fish fingers for life!

Deal! So what about your ideal romantic cruise?
A: I'd be in my little white bikini, sipping Champagne as the Sun starts to go down. We'd be out at sea, a quick dip, and then chill out. A bit of music and then as the Moon comes up, on to a bit of lovemaking.
S: For me, it would have to be on one of those posh millionaire's yachts. A couple of glasses of Champagne, a nice dinner and a calm sea - me spewing up over the side might ruin the mood! But I do have quite a strong stomach, so afterwards I'd want to get on a little speedboat that came out of the side of the yacht and go on a really fast ride. Like James Bond!

Sounds like you need to hook up with Roman Abramovich...
S: Has he got a good-looking son?

Erm, no. Say the cruise went wrong - could you two handle being stranded together on a desert island?
S: Yeah, I reckon I'd make loads of outfits out of the leaves. I'd look good as a cavegirl, don't you think?
A: I'm the builder, so I'd make a lovely little pad for the two of us on a lovely beach. We'd go a golden colour together and exfoliate each other with the sand. Maybe catch a few tuna fish for tea.
S: I reckon I'd be the one who goes hunting for food. I'd like to do that.

So ZOO could take you out to a farm and have you slaughter a pig, then?
S: Actually, I don't know about that. That might make me a bit squeamish. No thanks!

What if a load of tribesmen found you and tried to take you away as their playthings?
A: I reckon I'd have turned by then and would be happy with Sammie! We'd protect each other!
S: Hang on a minute - are they good-looking?

Dunno...
S: Well, if it's a bit like Shipwrecked, I'd just let them. Stop me having to walk anywhere! And they might end up worshipping us like goddesses. It wouldn't be all bad!