ZOO Speaks To Seren!

So, Seren, what's the raunchiest holiday that you've ever been on?
Probably the one I've just come back off! I was away in Barcelona for a month and spent the whole time partying and wandering around with very little on! However, there were no holiday romances for little old me, so it wasn't too raunchy...

Really? We've had several starry-eyed readers writing in to tell us they'd spotted you on the beach!
I know, I read it in ZOO! Sadly, no one seems to come up and talk to me, though. Maybe they're a bit intimidated by my topless sunbathing! I'd actually quite like a bloke to march straight up to me, interrupt whatever conversation I'm having and tell me I'm hot! Especially on holiday as, who knows, we might never see each other again! Boys need to seize the moment more.

Seren-pulling advice noted. So, were you strictly sunbathing topless this year?
Well, no one likes tan-lines, do they? However, I still dug out my nice, frilly 1950s costumes. They tended to get more compliments from girls than boys, though!

And what about swimwear for us chaps? What would Seren's recommendation be?
Definitely Speedos! The tighter the better! If you've got it, flaunt it! All boys seem to wear ridiculously baggy board shorts these days, so you'd instantly stand out! Maybe that would capture my attention...