ZOO's Beach Chat With Danni!

Everyone goes on about lads' holidays to the beach but you girls are just as bad...
I'd say we're worse!

Really? How?
My girlfriends and I live by the "What goes on tour, stays on tour" motto, but I will say that things get pretty messy. Lots of booze, lots of laughs, lots of fellas and lots of nakedness. I don't know what it is about being away but I do seem to get naked far more freely abroad!

Are tight Speedos acceptable on a man on the beach?
No, they are not. They're for poncey men! Don't come near me in those, please.

What about a beer belly and a hairy chest?
A man should have got himself down the gym before going away, and as for a hairy chest - yeah, I like a slight rug.

How should a guy approach you on the beach? How about lifting you over the hot sand?
Oh, that would be strangely romantic. I'd really like that.

Are you a topless sunbather?
Of course. I love getting out onto the beach and unclipping the bikini top for the first time on a holiday. That's when you know you're away.

Are you aware that blokes in mirrored sunglasses only wear them so they can check you out without you knowing?
I wasn't aware of that, but I am now. That's why all the blokes with girlfriends are wearing glasses.

Bugger. Given the game away.