We like Toni. And not just because she's got a hot body, tastily topped by 32C breasts. Or because she always favours tiny thongs over large pants, has fired a gun and always chooses sex over chocolate.

No, we like the Newbury nymphette because when our stylist apologises for brushing a nipple during a photoshoot bra change, she shrugs it off saying, "I don't mind. Most action I've had in months."

Gentlemen, meet 20-year-old Toni Colville, April's First Timers! winner and ZOO's new favourite small person. Launch her slideshow then watch her vid!

Toni's ZOO Interview!

Welcome to the ZOO fold, Toni! How does it feel to win April's First Timers! contest?
Amazing! I'm speechless. The score on the website kept changing right up to the last minute. It was so tense!

Why do you think you won?
I emailed everyone I know and put messages up on MySpace and Facebook! But maybe because my photos kept something back, the ZOO readers wanted to see more.

We're certainly seeing more now! So what does it take to pull a girl like you?
Well, I'm very single at the moment, so feel free to try! I like it when guys are willing to make idiots of themselves. Unoriginal is fine, so tell a stupid joke - anything to make me laugh. I'm into tall guys, too. I'm only Kylie-sized at 5'1", but I like having a really tall man to seduce!

What do you get up to in the bedroom with your tall bloke?
I'm actually really hard to please. I love having my stomach kissed, I find that a real turn-on. And I'm a big fan of dirty talk. I usually have to initiate it, so if you could be adventurous enough to have a go first, I'll be very grateful.

Does that horniness ever spill out of the bedroom?
All the time - I love alfresco sex! I once did it in a car - I never knew I was so flexible! But the best time was on a conference table. I won't say where. I don't want any ex-bosses calling about certain stains...

Indeed. Any fantasies you've yet to live out?
It would be really sexy to turn up at a guy's house in a coat, wearing stilettos and naughty underwear underneath. Then I'd just take him there and then on the doorstep. I have another fantasy involving a sex tape to rival Paris Hilton's.

A turn in a blue movie, eh? What would your porn name be?
Samantha Silverkiss. I worked it out ages ago, so I'm not sure where it comes from but It sounds pretty good, doesn't it? I'd love to get Lucy Pinder or Keeley Hazell involved. And maybe the Queen, too. Just to see the look on her face when I snogged Keeley!

Never mind Prince Phillip's...