We like big boobs and we cannot lie.

Actually, in the interests of complete and honest breast disclosure, ZOO likes small boobs too.

Indeed, it is fair to say we're quite fond of boobs whatever their dimension. Whether flat enough to test a spirit level or so big they look like two space hoppers stapled onto the owner's chest, boobs will always command our attention.

But what's your cup size preference? We've brought 129 pairs of chests to inspect!

Check out the top quality waps in our ZOO cover girl, funbag-packed gallery below to decide on your optimum tit measurement!

- Launch the booby slideshow!
- Another 91 sets of racks in the BoobyBlog!