None of them burp. Their elbows don't make it near the table when they eat. And they don't flick the V's at little old ladies.

Yet "rude" is the one word that can perfectly describe ZOO's oft-naked army of sexy superbabes.

But our favourite rudey, Amii Grove, tops them all. Avert your grandma's eyes: there's a lot of nudity, naughtiness and talk of spanking, squirty cream and midgets in gimp masks in her interview below, and even more cheeky fun to be had in looking at her pics and vid...

- Launch Amii's sexiest ever picture slideshow!

Now watch her video, but be warned: it'll burn your eyes right out of their sockets!

ZOO's Chat With Amii Grove

This may be your hottest shoot yet, Amii...
It was really fun and sexy ! I got all sweaty holding myself up from the chains, and - because I was oiled up - I was very sticky and greasy by the end the shoot. I felt really hot. I think I probably steamed up the camera lens!

It seems as if you're quite partial to a bit of rope action, too. Is getting tied up a no-no or a "Yes... oh, yes!"?

Oh, definitely a yes! And I love a bit of slap and tickle, but not so it gets too harsh and I end up with bruises! I like having my hair pulled during sex, too - just as long as you don't pull out a clump and leave me with a bald patch!

Have you ever shocked anyone with your bedroom antics?
When I first got together with an ex of mine, I was dead shy. But once we got to know each other better, we were doing it a couple of times a day anywhere, everywhere! He couldn't handle me! He eventually said, "This is too much for me. We need to slow down because you're affecting the way I live."

So you like to be in charge then?
Either that or I'll force my man to take control of me. Being submissive is fun but I like the real deal and I don't take no for an answer! Be warned, I take no prisoners...

Just in case we're lucky enough to be banged up in HM Grove, what can we do to keep the lady Governor sweet?
Well, I do like having my bum slapped; it turns me on quite a bit. My bum hasn't had any handprints on it recently though. There's no-one to tug on my hair or slap my butt. Handprints are a little too much but I don't mind a bit of roughness.

Got to look after that prize-winning bum, Amii. And we always thought you were such a good girl...
Ha! Well, I'm the devil in disguise, aren't I? I may look like an angel but I do have a rude sting and I'll get you just like a bee! I turn into a different person in the bedroom. It's like something comes over me - I'm wild like the devil. These little horns grow out of my head - I get all horny!

What do you wear in the bedroom... if anything?
Leather, all the way. Red leather, black leather, whatever kind of leather! Actually, maybe I should stick to black, because black leather is so sexy on a blonde. And I'd go for crotchless knickers. I've never actually had anyone who wants to experience the full-on dominatrix-style in the bedroom with me. I think I need to look for a guy who has that streak in him too. Maybe I could do a little dominatrix-themed photoshoot for you, ZOO?

Sure thing. What do you need?
I'd need to wear a bra that could be ripped open, so you could see my nipples. And I'd like a big whip, please. Yeah - a big, long leather whip with a crystal handle! I can even imagine a mask being involved...

Erm... a gimp mask?
No, no! Although the man could wear that... it'd be really ace if you could sort out a midget for the shoot. Put a gimp mask on him, have him laid on the floor and I could pin him down with my huge stiletto heels, with my snarling red lips and cat's eyes blazing!

Christ. Do you bring food into the bedroom?
Squirty cream's good! Give the can a shake, point it at my mouth and do the squirt-squirt! I like to be domineering so I once squirted cream all over myself and demanded my man lick it off. Chocolate spread is great too, although not Nutella. That can be a bit sickly if you have too much of it. The two golden rules are: you need to be able to eat a lot of whatever you're spreading on your partner's body and it has to stick. Cream, chocolate spread and strawberries are brilliantly rude when you put them in a sensitive area. Pardon me, I meant on a sensitive area...

We're feeling brave - what's your dirtiest fantasy?
It goes like this... I'm in an office and there are little windows around so everyone can look in and see. I'm wearing a tight white blouse so my boobs are bulging out and a short little skirt with pop socks pulled right up. And I'm pretending to drop things on the floor. Then a guy in the office who has been watching me the whole time as I'm teasing him can't take it anymore, puts me on a table and takes advantage of me, always thinking, "I want a piece of that cake."

Wh- wh- what kind of cake are you?
Emma Frain has previously compared my boobs to hot chocolate fudge cake but I think I'd be a strawberry tart! I think that fits the bill! With cream, of course...
Of course.