Like a booby-obsessed version of UPS, ZOO always delivers. Enjoy the package of newsworthy hottie links below. Service guaranteed to provide you with a smile...

Scarlett Johansson

You get what you pay for. Well, that's what the bloke who shelled out £20,000 for a 20-minute date with sexy Scarlett Johansson will be hoping for anyway. The auction - in aid of charity Oxfam - was won by a UK bidder on eBay, who'll get to accompany the star to her latest movie premiere. It's a bit steep - we dread to think how much a kiss or two would set us back...

- Check out sexy pics of Scarlett!

Petra Nemcova

It's hard to believe that anybody could even contemplate cheating on the Czech supermodel. Then again, a certain James Blunt is the only bloke whose rhyming slang actually decsribes a bloke who'd do just that.

- Don't miss Petra in lingerie and a silly hat!

Kate Beckinsale

She may have been off the ZOO radar for quite some time, but the Brit honey is back with an almighty bang as she tidies herself up for this scorching shoot.

- Check out Kate's rollergirl shoot!

ZOO Girls Nude and Rude

All your favourite girls stripped of their annoying clothes! Starring Seren Gibson, Amii Grove, Emma Frain, Keeley, Danni Wells and so many more...

- See them all totally naked

Ashlee Simpson

The lesser-fit sister of the Simpson duo takes time out from her, er, busy schedule to soak up the sun poolside in a bikini. Less said about the hat the better, mind...

- See Ashlee's bikini bod in action!