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Abbey Clancey

Abs has made it clear she's quite prepared to quit lingerie shoots to stay home with her big fella after turning down the oppo to shift bases from Merseyside to LA. Another reason for all non-Liverpool fans to resent the power of Peter Crouch's cultured touch.

- Check out Abbey in her skimps in Spain!

Alessandro Ambrosio

Rumours are that Brazil's slinkiest clothes horse may be up the stick. Obviously we wish Alessandra all the best if she is with child, but - if her body take sa baby-ravaging - we wish cock disease on the lucky sire.

- See Alessandra in her finest fettle here!

Megan Fox

Blessed with a bum that could inspire great works of art, the Foxstresses spank bank will make you walk a bit funny.

- Check out pics of the Transformers honey!

Carla Bruni

Now married to the French President Nicolas Sarkozy, still-fit former model Carla gets to pop the most exclusive of continental onions into her mouth. Because they shop at only the best supermarchés on the continent, of course.

- Ooh la la! And all that. Honestly, they are hot pics...