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Penelope Cruz

You can always depend on Penelope to break out the cleavage at some showbiz bash. What makes that better? Pics peering down her top.

- Get an aerial view of Cruz’s missiles here!

Federica Ridolfi

Host of Italian TV comedy football quizzes, the lovely Federica looks a darn slight more lovely stripped to her skimps than Nick Hancock does in his pants. We imagine.

- Check out Federica Ridolfi!

Eva Longoria

Hot List fave and all-round sex pixie Eva seemingly has no problems in oiling up her pert butt with sun tan lotion. Bravo!

- See new pics of Eva Longoria here!

Carmen Electra

Just in case you don’t have a subscription to the Russian FHM, you’ll be wanting to have a good gawp over these shots of the Baywatch bikini legend.

- Check out Carmen’s pics here!

Charlie Webster

You can see exclusive pics of the hot Setanta presenter in this week’s ZOO but wet your whistle first with a peep at her showreel below.