Gentlemen, something is very wrong when Amii Grove and Emma Frain are wanting for male company.

And what do lonely models do when they're hungry for attention?

"As Danni Wells, Sam Cooke and Seren Gibson are all single too, we were thinking about having a massive night in with loads of booze and a sleepover afterwards," Amii told ZOO. "Does that sound like a good idea?" Yes. Oh yes. Can we come, please?

- Launch the slideshow to see Amii and Emma get cosy!

Amii Grove and Emma Frain's Sexy ZOO Shoot!

ZOO'S CHAT WITH AMII AND EMMA

So girls, describe your bedroom style...

Amii: I come across as quite shy at first but I do really surprise people when we get into the bedroom! I've been known to be a bit of an animal! Although I do like to take control, I do like to be controlled too. There's nothing wrong with fighting against it - I love a good rumble in the jungle! Nothing better than a having a bit of love-y dove-y action followed by a bit of downright dirty!

Emma, if Amii's boobs were a cake, what type of cake would they be?

Emma: Hot chocolate fudge. You've got the nice spongy bit and Amii's breasts look just delicious, as if they'd melt in your mouth! I'd probably let the chocolate sauce cool down before applying it to her boobs, and maybe top it off with a blob of ice cream: then you've got the hot and the cold to stimulate the nipples even more. What do you think, Amii?

Amii: That sounds pretty good to me! Think I might have to try and taste my boobs myself! You can have a slice or a good bite of them anytime Emma...

Let's get down to the Valentine Day nitty gritty. What's the rudest Valentine's treat you've ever been given?

Amii: One year an ex-boyfriend bought me some "Pussy Rub" - a mint-scented rub that gives you massive sensation when you put it on downstairs. I got a big scoop of it out thinking, "This is going to be amazing" but it didn't really work. I was disappointed it didn't give me that much of a buzz.

Lucky for you it wasn't like deep heat and scorch your mimsy.

Amii: I didn't think of that. Imagine what it would have been like if it'd started sizzling... The last thing to go down there was when I was covered in ice cream a while ago. I'm well out of practice at the moment.

Emma: I've been given some brilliant underwear before, see-through and sexy lingerie. It was so thin, you could see right through it! It wasn't like cling film, mind. That wouldn't be good. I'm not a pack of sandwiches!

Amii: Sadly, men tend to think I'm an angel - I never get anything rude! This year, I'm hoping for something like really kinky PVC... Hint, hint!

Duly and joyfully noted. According to postal stat geeks, a billion cards will be sent this Valentine's Day. What percentage of that number do you expect to receive?

Amii: None. Nobody wants to send me any... Guys think it's all a load of crap, don't they? But a real gentleman should send a couple of roses and a nice card. I'm still single too, so I'm hoping the postman will have a bulging sack of cards from ZOO readers! Ha ha!

Emma: I'd love some Valentine's Day cards too! I'm having a competition with my uni housemates to see who can get the most so I need loads! I would absolutely love it if ZOO readers sent me cards, just to boost my confidence now that I am a singleton!

How about giving a ZOO reader the Valentine's Day of a lifetime and taking one out?

Emma: What, one between the pair of us? Do you reckon there is a ZOO reader out there who could handle us both at the same time Amii?

Amii: I should hope so! Maybe they could take us both out for a curry? But to be honest, I think we'd eat him alive!

Emma: Definitely!