Say a big ZOO hello to our newest hot blogging recruit: angeleyes18! The 18-year-old blonde has recently deluged her blog with a photo gallery so hot it could even bring a smile to Jose Mourinho’s face! Well, maybe…

The “part-time model, full-time cook” is a keen footy fan, and is fast to defend her football knowledge in her profile, saying she “even understands the offside rule”. She’s a Birmingham City supporter too. No jokes about ‘going down’, though, please.

She looks great in any one of her many different bikinis - plus, with buttocks that could crack a Brazil nut, there’s not much you can fault about this honey.

Ensure you head over to her grossly underused guestbook and send her your hellos!