With this stonking pair taking up a sizeable amount of space in her home, it's suprising that Jessica Simpson has room for current boyfriend, guitar boy John Mayer.

Frankly, her stylist deserves a medal for recommending that she leave the house dressed in this little black number - and then, just a day later, upping the ante by attending a fashion bash in this snazzy gown.

It's all pretty dreamy stuff, despite Jessica looking a bit crazed and confused. Could be that the stylist is slipping a compliance drug in her cappuccino and these frocks are being worn under duress.

Nevermind, eh?

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