Imagine the scene: the most beautiful women hailing from north of the border come into a posh hotel room one by one, ready to impress ZOO, and dressed only in their most flimsiest lingerie.

What do we do? Turn on the video camera and record their audition shoots on film, of course.

Oh, and ask them daft questions about rugby-tackling feminists and challenging them to a quick arm wrestle, too.

Truly a pleasure. And our ZOO man has fallen more than a little bit in love with 24-year-old gorgepot and former Miss Scotland Lois Weatherup. Will she be able to make the step up to be known as the pre-eminent British fitty?

Good luck to you all, bonnie lasses. And look out Manchester and Cardiff – we’ll be with you on Monday and Tuesday, and we’re after your ladies! Will any more of our lady ZOO bloggers be there?

Watch the vid below, and among other lovelies, meet the longest legs in Edinburgh and the bank teller that - as well as being fit - gave away £4,000 by accident...

- SweetieSeymour Goes For Miss GB!
- Think You Could Be The Next Miss GB?
- Car Crash Moments