Allira is the regular sex columnist for ZOO Australia, who, while not dishing out such terrifying insights as, 'I'd be lying if I said that the sight of an ample appendage didn't get me going', poses naked for videos like the one below.

Several things occur to us on watching this: 1) Is the woman rubbing cream into her backside technically a fluffer? 2) How do you apply for a job like that? 3) Is that a whopping great bruise on her buttock and if so how did she get it?

We're going to assume it was the result of a passionate sex-related romp, preferably with her column co-writer Jaye, who, conveniently, appears with Allira in another video classic here. And if you still haven't had your fill the generous lady has her own MySpace page full of drool-worthy pics for your viewing pleasure.