Hey all

 I heard this awesome joke on the radio this morning, thought everyone might like it:

Nelson Mandela is relaxing in his lounge when he hears a knock on the door.  Upon answering, he sees a short, Chinese man, with a truck of car spare parts behind him.  The Chinese man then shoves a clipboard in his face and says, " You sign here!  You sign here!" 

"No I will not. This stuff is not mine. Get off my property" Mandela replies, and shuts the door.

The next day Mandela is eating lunch when he hears a knock at the door.  When he opens the door, he sees the same Chinese man with a truckload of spare parts.  Once again, the man shouts "You sign here!  You sign here!"

Mandela promptly responded," I told you yesterday this is not mine, so just beat it!" And once again he slams the door.

The next day Nelson Mandela is watching TV in his parlour, when there's a knock at the door.

Nelson opens the door to find, yet again, the same little Chinese man with 2 trucks of car parts behind him.              "You sign here!  You sign here!"

By now Mandela is furious and screams at the little man. "I have told you this stuff is not mine!! You must have the wrong address!"

The Chinese man responds with anouther bout of "You sign here!  You sign here!" and shoving the clipboard in his face.

Mandela asks, "What name is on the delivery note?" And points to the clipboard.

The little Chinese man looks confused for a minute while he checks the name.

A few seconds later he points to a line and says," You not Nissan Main Dealer?"

Well I think it's quite cute!

 Mwah