A little girl goes to her mum and says 'Is it true that babies come from the same place that boy's put their willy's?'The mum replies with a simple 'yes it is, why do you ask?'...

What do you do in the following predicament? You're in a car driving at a constant speed, to your left is a fire engine, in front of you is a galloping pig that you can't overtake and beh...