CookieMonster76


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About me:
I'm just your average blue fluffy monster, out for a good time. I'm in the process of kickin' a serious cookie addition', but it's not easy. Since Sesame Street was axed I've been hittin' the bottle & the cookies pretty hard. But, I'll take it one day at a time, and I will beat it!!
I'm from:
Sesame Street.
I'm a...:
bloke
Top 'choon is:
Sesame Street theme tune.
I'm shit scared of:
Puppeteers! They don't even lube up before they stick their arms up my backside!
My three wishes are:
1. Loads of cookies!
2. A night of passion with Miss Piggy!
3. To beat the shit out of Bert & Ernie, twats!!
I'd blow a million quid by:
Cookie binges!
My top movie is:
Muppets Treasure Island, or the rare home movie Miss Piggy & Kermit made that was leaked on the net briefly!
The best telly show is:
The Muppet Show.
The best bands are:
I kiss the badge of:
If I could be anyone, I'd be:
Kermit the Frog - he's such a pro!
The sexiest person in the world is:
Miss Piggy - gotta luv that pert, pink, ass!
I'd describe myself as:
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