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Mourinho's Guardiola baldness jibe and Messi's hometown ban!
Raunchy redhead Lucy Collett - no stranger to sexy tweets - presents the rudest snaps ever posted on Twitter!
Lucy Collett presents: 140 rudest Twitter pics! Plus Alex from Pointless strips!
Rosie Jones, Sammy Braddy, Imogen Thomas and loads more in this excellent selection of Instagram goodness.
ZOOstagram: Holly Hagan, Jordan Carver and loads of bikini-clad selfies!
We always knew there was something sinister about the moustached, kart-driving plumber than meets the eye...
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The ZOO Great British Babe Search 2014 - we're down to the final 10!
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From the geniuses behind Call of Duty and Halo, Destiny is set to blow the gaming world away, so don't miss out!
Fans of beauty, rejoice! It’s the British Olivia Wilde in a shoot so sexy, you won’t believe your Impiazzis!
Why the self-confident Danish ex-Arsenal frontman can match Ronaldo, Messi or anyone else on the world stage...
7 reasons why Lord Nicklas Bendtner is still the world's greatest striker!
The wonderfully-bosomed Miss Carver exercises her relentlessly impressive assets, and we get to watch...
The overworked trio are back with more illegal ideas as they add a spot of kidnapping to attempted murder.
Stunning brunette babe Jo Evans isn't a fan of her clothes, so she'll get rid of them at any opportunity.
...or at least it looks like it has in this hilariously cruel (and actually still a bit scary) prank video...
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