1) MUSICAL VEG!
There’s a school of argument that suggests if the internet was suddenly taken away, attention-whores like this carrot-playing twonk would be denied the spotlight they crave. Of course, the counter argument is that without an outlet to post the video results of their life-wasting, they’d be out on the streets instead, which is a far worse prospect. At least this parsnip-enthusiast, who utilises broccoli, carrots, celery among other veg to make sweet music, may be encouraging kids to grow up enjoying their greens.
 
2) CAMERMAN WIPEOUT
Techie monkey gets annihilated as extreme biker fails to stay in control during mid-air stunt. Footage worth every bruise/fracture taken – from the viewer’s perspective, at least.
 
3) HIGH-HEELED RACERS
Lady Russkis lay waste to the credibility of female athletics as they hare about in inappropriate running footwear. Numerous daft speed-totterers are lucky to escape with their ankles…
 
4) FONEJACKER SOUNDBOARD
Showcasing the finest sound files from the ace Channel 4 wind-up show, see how many times you can repeatedly play phrases from ‘The Monies’ to your friends/family/colleagues until they snap off your mouse-clicking finger.
 
5) LETHAL TEENY
Rapid-fire punches, crisp takedowns on blokes three times his size and a killer instinct – this junior mixed martial arts fighter can really lay on the punishment. And he’s only eight years old.