1) IT’S A KNOCKOUT!
Sanctioned violence ain’t big and, due to the amount of braincells that get laid to waste with every smack of fist or roundhouse kick to the skull, is certainly not clever; but this collection of knockout blows is awesome. Included in this brawling round-up are Mike Tyson in his pre-conviction prime, ice hockey players belting each other to make the game actually interesting, various mixed martial arts bouts and Ricky Hatton’s recent crippling bodyshot against Jose Luis Castillo. Mandatory response while viewing: mouthing your own sound effects for impact. Blam! Doof! And so on….

2) RAGING BULL FLINTSTONES
Slap some classic film audio over Fred Flintstone’s animated ranting and you’re left with an excellent sequence where it appears Barney has been slipping Wilma some prehistoric loving.

3) SINGED SWINGER
Hitting a Molotov cocktail with a golf club comes with absolutely no recommendations whatsoever, but it does come with the seal of entertainment props. Still, this guy is an absolute flaming idiot.

4) SEXY YOGA
Dismiss all preconceptions of yoga being for spiritual types and mouldy hippies – five thousand years of meditation tradition get brilliantly dumped in favour of close-up camera angles of hotties stretching every which way.

5) TONGUE TRICKERY
The merits of the ginger gene are hard to pin down. Could it be fiery tempers? It certainly isn’t freckles. Maybe this extreme tongue manoeuvering is an orange-haired blessing?

6) HOUSE OF 1000 MUPPETS
It's Halloween and Miss Piggy is an evil, psychopathic, muppet-maiming mega bitch with the power of the devil in her trotters. Warp your childhood memories with this ace trailer.

7) SMASHING GAME
Fire up your nippy yellow car and let rip by causing as much vehicular damage as you can while avoiding getting rear-ended into oblivion yourself.